Today’s my first stop on the tour. I have the pleasure to announce the publication of Unwrap Your Candy, by Jesse Miller. UYC is now available for purchase.
I hope you enjoy. And don’t miss my next two stops this week!
Unwrap Your Candy
Publication date: September 10, 2017
Publisher: Common Deer Press
Tagline: Imagine Woody Allen made a movie about Dilbert and James Joyce wrote the screenplay. That’s what you should expect from Jesse Miller’s Unwrap Your Candy.
Thom’s life has a soundtrack. Unseen glass phalluses–thousands of them–whirring softly along conveyer belts on the other side of the factory wall. The snap and splash of eggs against plaster. The scratch-fizz-tang of cigarette lighters being flipped again and again. A thousand throats swallowing a thousand swigs of beer; a thousand sets of lungs choking on a thousand French inhales. Hard fists sinking into soft flesh; soft chunks dropping onto hard sidewalks. Plop-flush-drain repeat. And moonsong, high above, forever calling and calling, “Stud, rub her with the Stud Rubber.” If only it were so simple.
About the Author
Jesse Miller is the author of two novels including the forthcoming Unwrap Your Candy from Common Deer Press. He is a Visiting Assistant Lecturer in English at the University of New England.
He lives in the great city of Portland, Maine, with his wife, two cats, and dog. Jesse roots for the Red Sox.